Funny Joke

From GeeksWithGuns:

Kerry: An exotic dancer in a gay cabaret?

Little Timmy was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up... a fireman, a policeman, a salesman, a doctor, a lawyer, etc. Timmy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll do other things to make money that I really can't mention."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Timmy to the side to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Timmy , "He works for the Kerry campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.